Brian's New Career - Family Guy

Brian's New Career - Family Guy

Brian's cosmetic surgery leads him down a new career path on Family Guy. "Brian the Closer" is the fourth episode of the show's 13th season.
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Brian and the Skunk

Brian and the Skunk

Brian has a run in with a skunk and gets banished from the house on Family Guy. "Meg Stinks!" is the 19th episode of the show's 12th season.
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Brian Griffin (Family Guy)

Brian Griffin (Family Guy)

Angry fans flooded Twitter and social media, many threatening never to watch again when their beloved, albeit sarcastic pooch ended up as roadkill. Thankfully, the Griffin family pet returned with a message from show creator Seth MacFarlane, "Never take those you love for granted, for they can be gone in a flash.” .
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The Neglected Son

The Neglected Son

Brian's son Dylan, a teen TV star shows up on Family Guy. "Brian's a Bad Father" is the 11th episode of the show's 12th season.
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Return of Brian

Return of Brian

Look who's back! Stewat resurrected his best friend Brian on the Christmas episode of Family Guy.
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The Life of Brian

The Life of Brian

Rest in peace, Brian. Family Guy shocked viewers by killing off this character in November 2013.
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Brian with Stewie

Brian with Stewie

Brian and Stewie are best friends on Family Guy. The series killed off the former on "Life of Brian."
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Back to Jamestown

Back to Jamestown

Brian and Stewie head back to 17th century Jamestown on Family Guy. "Life of Brian" is the sixth episode of the show's 12th season.
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Off to Italy

Off to Italy

The Griffins head to Italy on Family Guy. "Boopa-dee Bappa-dee" is the fifth episode of the show's 12th season.
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Peter in the Nude

Peter in the Nude

Brian has had enough of Peter in the nude on Family Guy. "A Fistful of Meg" is the fourth episode of the show's 12th season.
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An Odd Love Triangle

An Odd Love Triangle

Stewie, Brian, and Stewie's teddy bear end up in a strange love triangle on Family Guy. "Quagmire's Quagmire" is the third episode of the show's 12th season.
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Who's Getting Lucky?

Who's Getting Lucky?

When a time machine sends Brian and Stewie on two different paths to Vegas, on gets lucky and one does not on Family Guy. "Road to Vegas; No Country for Old Men" is the finale of the show's 11th season.
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Family Guy Quotes

Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife has been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?

Wilford Brimley

Brian: You know, Connie, I think I have a theory about why you're such a bitch.
Connie: Excuse me?
Meg: Brian, let's just go.
Brian: No, no, no, no, no. Now hang on... hang on, Meg, hang on. You see, Connie, you're popular because you developed early and started putting out when you were 12. But now you can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore. So, you pick on Meg to avoid the inevitable realization that once your body's used up by age 19, you're going to be a worn-out, chalky-skinned burlap sack that even your step-dad won't want. How's that? Am I in the ballpark?
(Connie cries and runs)