Barney shares his pre-nup demands with Quinn on How I Met Your Mother. "The Pre-Nup" is the second episode of the show's eighth season.
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Calm down, Barney! The groom is freaking out a bit in this first look at the How I Met Your Mother season premiere.
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Don't shoot! It's Barney Stinson! That guy cracks us up.
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Welcome, baby Eriksen! This is a scene from the How I Met Your Mother finale.
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Barney performs a magic trick in this scene from the How I Met Your Mother season seven finale.
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This photo says it all, doesn't it? We have a new member of the How I Met Your Mother family.
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He's a father! The gang celebrates with new father Marshall in this How I Met Your Mother season finale scene.
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Barney, Ted and Robin are at the hospital here for a very exciting reason: Lily is giving birth!
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HIMYM Quotes

Barney: Ladies and gentlemen, I have in my hand a copy of tonight's Top Ten list. The category: top ten things I would've called my truck...
Ted: It was never your truck.
Barney: if Ted hadn't been a jerk and given it back.
Ted: It was a rental.
Barney: Number ten, "The Winne-Bango." Number nine, "The Pick-Up Truck." Number eight, "The Ford Explore Her." Number seven, "The You Scream Truck." You Scream. (they all laugh) Number six, "Feels on Wheels!" Hello! Number five, "The Ride Her Truck." Number four, "The 18-Squeeler." Number three, "The Esca-Laid." Number two, "The Slam-Boney." and... the number one thing I would've called my truck if Ted hadn't been a jerk and given it back... "The '69 Chevy."

Sometimes things have to fall apart to make way for better things...we're done here.

Ted