South Park Milk Company President: Well why don't we let Mrs. Garfunk do her work, and I'll take you out for some good ole' Colorado chili. Stephen Thompson: We don't really like chili, it makes us throw up.
(Cartman is in the movies after losing his sense of humor) Guy 1: Dude, why are you wearing Shilaynas' panties? (Crowd laughs) Guy 2: I had to wear Shilaynas' panties, Lisa's were in the wash. (Crowd Laughs) Guy 1: Look can we just get this over with? Guy 2: But dude I can't french kiss him, he's my Grandpa. (Crowd laughs) Guy 1: Come on dude. Guy 2: Oh alright here it goes, come here Grandpa (Crowd laughs and cheers except for Cartman) Cartman: Aw, dude! Bah. Audience member: Dude, what's wrong with you? Cartman: Nothing's wrong with me! Guy 2: Well I'm glad that's over with. We better go back to the house now to see how Chris is doing. Cartman: Ahahahaha.......haha...Uh.