Sullivan: Look, Andy I didn’t mean to hurt you. I would like it if … Hasn’t it been long enough? Can’t we be friends? Look, a relationship between us is against the rules. Andy: Yeah, I understand the rules Robert, but you broke a lot of them. Sullivan: I know. Andy: You know it’s not just against the rules to have sex with your subordinates; it’s also against the rules to throw them longing glances. It’s against the rules to let your hands linger, to let your eyes wander. Sullivan: Oh, you’re just saying I harassed you. Andy: I’m just saying you fell in love with me, which is also specifically against the rules. I’m saying I fell in love with you, and you did nothing to discourage it.
Vic: Hey lover, sorry, I’m on a call. Car plowed into Joe’s Bar. Gotta make it quick. Jackson: Yeah, I’m in the bar. Vic: That’s not funny. Jackson: No, it’s really not. Vic: OK, well, I buried a man I loved not all that long ago, so catastrophe humor isn’t really my thing. Jackson: And yet I remain in the bar.