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Luana LOL!!!!!! Yours are so so funny!!!! I can't stop laughing!!!!! I missed this thread all morning!!!!! Was at school and I couldn't wait to get home to see this thread!!!!!! haha

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Luana

haha all the stories are funny really..we really deserve our sick minds

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Suck....suck....suck...

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That's true!!!! haha

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STEFAN:Oh....Oh...Oh, Klaus...

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KLAUS:Shall we, sweetheart? STEFAN:Yes, please!

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Luana

Remember me?Well I'm a professional striper so...

"Baby take off your shirt,reeeeaallll slow..."

"Take off your pants *oops* reaaal slowww"

Now..touch me touch meee yuhuuu bad bad girlzzz

Oh yeaaahhh!

Mm-mm-mm!!!

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KLAUS:We're Klefan...we're sexy...you can't beat us!

ELIJAH:Nothing can beat Dalijah...we're sexier!!!! See how I turn Damon on:

STEFAN:Look how I turn Klaus on:

KLAUS: And that's not all we can do:

DAMON:Well that's nothing compared to what he did to me this morning:

ELIJAH:Well, Damon, that's nothing compared to what me and Klaus did this morning. Klaus said I was amazing:

KLAUS:You know us fighting on who was better with who isn't gonna get us anywhere...how about we just all make out together?

ELIJAH:Mmm....interesting....

STEFAN:Well...I'm impressed...

DAMON:Sounds like a plan, Spiderman.

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ELIJAH:Sounds like Klaus, Stefan and Damon started without me. No worries, I'll go and have a threesome with Elena and Katerina.

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Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.

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