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Redoktober

We've always acknowledged that the writing sucks but they occationally have funny as fuck lines. THIS IS NOT THE THREAD FOR THAT. I want the riddiculously unbelieveable quotes that make us want to slap somebody. 

Exhibit A

Like what the actual flying FUCK did he mean by that?

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"I don't know what love is....I luv you steffie"

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3442 posts
Dancing-eyes

Shut up.that one was my fave lol

any way another personal fave:He's mean to her because her loves her (or something like that)

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1565 posts
Amie

Ahhh, anything from Elena's mouth since s2.

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10980 posts
Floralovesgurlplz
When Damon said he's bad for a reason, but that Klaus does it "to be a dick" (bc Damon did NOT say "I was bored" when he killed Vicky right?). Caroline's annoying shipping. "You and Elena: epicccccc. Damon and Elena: ughhhhh" Damon's reply to Kol's warning "we're not going to stop just bc you read one too many bed time stories" (bc waking up a dead witch would not have consequences nope) Elijah's apology letter to Elena after she helped link his family in a massacre  Elena about Rebekah "it's not like she doesn't deserve it" The gang being A okay with killing Kol's line, then saying "Bonnie are you crazy that's 12 ppl you're gonna kill" "I know that you're in love with me"
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3442 posts
Dancing-eyes

Caroline's you're a leader speech to Tyler,yeah could not stop LOL'ing at that one.

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2548 posts
Redoktober

Sirebond in full effect

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3442 posts
Dancing-eyes

It's the most real thing I've ever felt in my entire life. I love you, Damon.Thats what she said under sire bond,lol.

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Floralovesgurlplz

"You were born to lead" was hilarious and pretty much a cheap way to throw a bone at TC fans in a KC centered episode.

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Dancing-eyes

You know i'd never do anything to hurt you

Thats what he said after almost killing her

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Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.

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