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OMG, that totally 'splains it all. The twilight audience is:
My friend is a big fan, begged me and 2 other people to do a premiere with her. It's like dragging a child to church, really.lul that's how i got sucked in to the fuckery really and trolled her the next day, she watched the damn thing on the movies for so many times, and she bribed me drinks to go with her lol and i tagged this picture on her name: and the little bitch unfriend me fuck her it's true nutty madam loves him and she's fucking fatter than julie plec
When I went to see New Moon (ALSO dragged by friends), at the end when Disco Ball proposes to Bella, almost everyone was applauding like it was so epic and me and another friend were standing there looking at all the high school kids feeling so complete that it finally happened. WTF? but seriously, if the Twilight saga marketed itself as a parody movie it would be the best.
Well. I have the proud and distinct honor of never being dragged, bribed, hoodwinked or hypnotized into seeing a Twilight flick @ the movies. Such trips are reserved only for awesomeness. Needless to say, Meyer's bullshit is not becoming of my attention.
If i'm going i would have to be promised a free ride (not wasting my gas on this shit), a free ticket AND free refreshments. My time is expensive!