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OMG, that totally 'splains it all. The twilight audience is:

 

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Floralovesgurlplz
Half the people in the audience don't want to be there, rly.
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My friend is a big fan, begged me and 2 other people to do a premiere with her. It's like dragging a child to church, really.

lul that's  how i got sucked in to the fuckery really and trolled her the next day,  she watched the damn thing on the movies for so many times, and she bribed me drinks to go with her lol and i tagged this picture on her name: and the little bitch unfriend me fuck her it's true nutty madam loves him and she's fucking fatter than julie plec
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Floralovesgurlplz
I laughed so hard I probably woke people up, it's 3am LOL. Was your friend fat? But really when I went to see new moon, the line out the door was full of fatties. At first my friend (who was also dragged along) said the fanbase is full of fatties, so I told him "oh how rude you are" and then I saw the long line and went "HOLY SHIT" and he was like "TOLDYOUUUUUUU" lmfao, she unfriended I can't breathe I just can't
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Promqueen

When I went to see New Moon (ALSO dragged by friends), at the end when Disco Ball proposes to Bella, almost everyone was applauding like it was so epic and me and another friend were standing there looking at all the high school kids feeling so complete that it finally happened. WTF? but seriously, if the Twilight saga marketed itself as a parody movie it would be the best.

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Floralovesgurlplz
^ That's exactly what happened when I was there, he proposed, they all suddey had an ovary explosion and my friend shouted out "SAY NO" They also screamed when Joseph took off his shirt but come the fuck on, he ain't all that.
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Redoktober

Well. I have the proud and distinct honor of never being dragged, bribed, hoodwinked or hypnotized into seeing a Twilight flick @ the movies. Such trips are reserved only for awesomeness. Needless to say, Meyer's bullshit is not becoming of my attention. 

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Floralovesgurlplz
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Floralovesgurlplz
Actually Red, I rather enjoyed watching it and I wouldn't mind being dragged to Breaking Dawn part 2, because watching dork fangirls act like retards over an unintentionally hilarious movie, is pretty amusing. I loved watching my friend piss people off everytime he yelled at the screen, but the men who were dragged there all applauded for him. Like Raquel said, it'd be much funnier if it were a parody because it FEELS like one.
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Redoktober

If i'm going i would have to be promised a free ride (not wasting my gas on this shit), a free ticket AND free refreshments. My time is expensive!

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Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.

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