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Lakeesha= Phoebe Tonkin
It's obvious. Who watches TO for Hayley? And is it just me or if you like Hayley you must hate Caroline/Klaroline
So I saw the Immortal Instruments today. It is a blatant ripoff of Twilight and TVD. Clara is a copycat of Elena/Bella who finds out she is a Shadow Hunter. She falls in love with a Damon/Edward clone named Jace who has perfect long blond hair and piercing blue eyes and looks like he’s been doing all his shopping at Hot Topic. Jace has the sarcastic wit of Damon and the romantic and mysterious qualities of Edward. He can fight and plays the piano. He’s the perfect prince charming. Clary has a weak human best friend, Simon, who is secretly in love with her (Matt/Jacob). But later it will be revealed that he is a vampire. He hates Jace because Clary loves him and not Simon. Jace works with Clary and several other Shadow Hunters to rescue her mother. The other shadow hunters are Alec and Isabella who are siblings. Alec is quiet, mean and gay and in love with Jace & he hates Clary for being annoying, weak and the object of Jace’s affections. Isabella hates Clara for hurting her brother but Is pretty nice to Simon (Mabekah anyone?) So to rescue her mother they need to find a cup. They encounter demons, werewolves and vampires. Clary finds her real father who ‘s a shadow hunter but is evil and tries to kill her and Jace. It is also revealed that Jace and Clary are siblings so they committed incest. *wtf*
Basically it was okay. Jace wasn’t hot enough and he got beat up a lot. Clary was annoying (though all the main girls always are) The best friend was annoying and dead weight. He can get hurt opening mail. The gay angle was interesting and it shows an asian shadow hunter with heavy eyeliner likes him so losing Jace is not a lost. The romance scenes were cheesy and cringeworthy when you find out they are brother and sister. (Jerry Springer episode?) Their were some lol moments like when Clary open the door and Simon was inside right after she made out with Jace. The dialogue was priceless.
Simon: So what? You were going to invite him to bed with me here?
Jace: Yeah there’s no way we’d all fit
Clary: It’s not what you think…
Or the moment when Jace’s father had him in a chokehold and he got distracted by a bubble floating by which allowed Jace to stab him. Lol what.
And the biggest reveal of all: Bach (yes the composer) was a DEMON. *dundundun*
Lakeesha is the biggest TO stan. She made multiple posts on how much the director's cut of the pilot was so much better than the original. And she always mention how awesome Hayley is. after the Klayley sex, she was the only one who liked it.
I love iMDB except for the overload of Forwood fans on there. They are always asking "Why does everyone hate Tyler?" and get touchy when an anti-Tyler fan responds. They attribute all the Tyler hate to "stupid" KC fans. I always argue with this Forwood stan named Sparkingly. She always calls the KC fanbase as rude and obnoxious but when I point out the shit TC fans do she gets offended and tells me to stop picking on Forwood fans lol.
To each their own. I think he's pretty hot but in some photos he looks like an alien.
He isn't that bad.
The movie summary: When her mom is attacked and taken from their home in New York City by a demon, a seemingly ordinary teenage girl, Clary Fray, finds out truths about her past and bloodline on her quest to get her back, that changes her entire life.
Clarissa 'Clary' Fray (also referred to as Fairchild and Morgenstern) is described to have long, curly red hair and bright green eyes. She is very small and thin and often viewed as younger than she actually is. Clary is an artist and in the first book, City of Bones, she believes she is a mundane, or a human without angelic powers. It is later revealed she is in fact a Shadowhunter, or a human with angelic qualities. Clary is described as being incredibly stubborn and often rushes into dangerous situations without thinking about the consequences. Her best friend in the series is Simon Lewis and she is dating Jace Wayland.
Jace Wayland (also been referred as Wayland, Morgenstern, and Herondale) is a Shadowhunter and described as being tall and muscular with scars across his golden skin from worn-out runes, or magical Marks. He has curly blond hair and golden eyes, and, like Clary, he is part angel. Jace is one of the best fighters the Nephilim have and is always ready to defend his family. Jace is often flirty and insensitive, and is described to have 'pretend' arrogance. Throughout the books, Jace's family remains unknown. In City of Bones, he believes he is a Wayland but at the end of the book Valentine Morgenstern reveals to him that he is Jace's father. However, in City of Glass, Jace is told his father is actually Stephen Herondale. Throughout the book Jace's last name remains uncertain, but in City of Glass, he decides that he wants to take the last name of his adoptive family, the Lightwoods.
Lily Collins=Clary Jamie=Jace
Sometimes Jamie looks hot sometimes he resembles an alien. He's cute-ugly lol.
That is Jamie Campbell Bower from The Mortal Instruments. TMI=Twilight 2.0 and Jamie=next Rob Pattinson. Ironically Jamie played Caius in Twilight. Jamie and Lily Collins (main girl in TMI) dated just like Rob and Kristen. Lily Collins' character is also similar to Bella. You should see the mall tour for TMI. Screaming girls were asking Jamie to marry them lol.
Why does it have to be another human? Why can't Aaron be this