Chuck: I'm really glad we switched trademarks.
Serena: Yes, now I have the cool scarf...
Chuck: ...and I have the slutty duck face.
Chuck: Serena, can you stand on my left please? You're blocking my good side.
Serena: Chuck, what are you doing with your face?
Chuck: I'm practicing my new look.
Serena: Your "I'm Chuck Bass" look?
Chuck: No. Magnum!
Chuck: And this look I call Blue Steel! Then there's also Ferrari and LeTigre. LeTigre is a lot softer - more of a catalogue look. I use it for footwear sometimes.
Chuck: I may or may not have a sex tape of Dan and me...
Serena: Wait, that's my line!
Chuck: I don't think so...
Chuck: You know, we're the only two main characters who haven't slept with each other yet...
Serena: Ew! Chuck! You're my stepbrother!
Chuck: So is Dan!
Serena: Yes... but that's different. Dan is... *sigh*... something special!
Chuck: *sigh*... yeah, he really is!
Chuck: I have a feeling we should kiss.
Serena: I sometimes have a feeling I can do Crystal Meth but then I think... yeah, why not!
(reference to the new movie pitch perfect)
Chuck: So I heard Ivy and Rufus are getting it on...
Serena: What? Ivy is sleeping with someone I haven't slept with yet?
Chuck: I know, even I thought that was impossible.
Blair: ...and then I professed my love for Chuck and spent the whole summer in Europe together with him. So what did you do all summer?
Serena: The same, basically... if you replace the Chuck with Cocaine and Europe with a dumpster.
Serena: What's that bulk under your blanket?
Blair: It's just... my belly! I'm pregnant!
Serena: What? Congratulations, B! Hey, I think I felt the baby kicking!
Blair: Feel free to kick back!
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