Chuck: I'm really glad we switched trademarks.Serena: Yes, now I have the cool scarf...Chuck: ...and I have the slutty duck face.
Chuck: Serena, can you stand on my left please? You're blocking my good side.
Serena: Chuck, what are you doing with your face?Chuck: I'm practicing my new look.Serena: Your "I'm Chuck Bass" look?Chuck: No. Magnum!
Chuck: And this look I call Blue Steel! Then there's also Ferrari and LeTigre. LeTigre is a lot softer - more of a catalogue look. I use it for footwear sometimes.
Chuck: I may or may not have a sex tape of Dan and me...Serena: Wait, that's my line!Chuck: I don't think so...
Chuck: You know, we're the only two main characters who haven't slept with each other yet...Serena: Ew! Chuck! You're my stepbrother!Chuck: So is Dan!Serena: Yes... but that's different. Dan is... *sigh*... something special!Chuck: *sigh*... yeah, he really is!
Chuck: I have a feeling we should kiss.Serena: I sometimes have a feeling I can do Crystal Meth but then I think... yeah, why not! (reference to the new movie pitch perfect)
Chuck: So I heard Ivy and Rufus are getting it on...Serena: What? Ivy is sleeping with someone I haven't slept with yet? Chuck: I know, even I thought that was impossible.
Blair: ...and then I professed my love for Chuck and spent the whole summer in Europe together with him. So what did you do all summer?Serena: The same, basically... if you replace the Chuck with Cocaine and Europe with a dumpster.
Serena: What's that bulk under your blanket?Blair: It's just... my belly! I'm pregnant!Serena: What? Congratulations, B! Hey, I think I felt the baby kicking!Blair: Feel free to kick back!
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