Queenbee94
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 229

Dan: I'm just saying - nobody in Manhattan likes you. Nobody in Manhattan likes me. We'd be perfect together!
Georgina: Last time I checked, my name wasn't "Nobody".

Queenbee94
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 229

Dan: I'm just saying... it's like all my ex-lovers chose someone else over me! Serena's with Steven now, Blair's with Chuck, Ivy is with my dad, Nate is with Sage...
Georgina: Wait, you never hooked up with Sage!
Dan: Exactly.

Queenbee94
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 229

Dan: I'm just saying... Serena's with Steven now, Blair's with Chuck, Ivy is with my dad... it's like all my ex-lovers chose someone else over me.
Georgina: You forgot Vanessa!
Dan: Who?

Queenbee94
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 229

Dan: I'm telling you - it's THIS big!

Queenbee94

hook is sexy.

Queenbee94
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 225

Chuck: Serena, I'm sorry, but as your stepbrother I just can't let you go through with this wedding! Not when the groom is that kid from 7th Heaven!
Serena: Hmm... how would you feel about a Green Lantern?
Chuck: Ooh, tell me more.

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Tamara: I'm from Austria too and it was supposed to be "lebenslanger Schicksals-Schatz" which doesn't make any sense but whatever. None of the things he said really did make sense. He's a lovely actor

Queenbee94
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 225

Chuck *thinking*: I only have 10 episodes left to sleep with Serena - the only main character I haven't slept with yet... And now she's got that Barry Watson following her around plus Blair is kind of hoping to end up with me. It has to work out somehow. I'm getting a good vibe from her anyway. This tension between us... it's just electric. You can really tell she's feeling it too. It is on!
Serena *thinking*: I'm so stoned right now.

Queenbee94
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 225

Chuck: Serena, I'm sorry, but I just can't let you go through with this wedding! Not when the groom is that long-haired kid from 7th Heaven!
Serena: Hmm... how would you feel about a Green Lantern?
Chuck: Ooh, tell me more.

Queenbee94
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 225

Blake: You know, Ed, I had my doubts about you first but I'm really glad you didn't turn out to be an English cliché like so many others...
Ed: Thanks Blake. Now tell me my good woman, isn't my tie just impeccable? Could I perhaps interest you in some tea and scones? Oh, blimey, I seem to have dropped my monocle!