Queenbee94
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 233

Georgina: Please tell me you have a valid reason to wear a bag to cotillion.
Sage: I'm wearing it to hide the provocative dress Blair made for me.
Georgina: You mean the one that reveals like two inches of skin by your waist? Jeez, if that's provocative fashion I have no idea what the hell my closet consists of.

Queenbee94
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 233

Sage: My boyfriend broke up with me, I ruined my dad's chance of happiness and I'm wearing my silk pajamas to cotillion? This must be a nightmare.

Queenbee94
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 233

Sage: I think Nate and I just broke up!
Georgina: It was about time! After 6 years I'm still the only one on this show who hasn't hit that. Better get to it!

Queenbee94
The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 138

Professor Shane: ...so if we launch this rocket and keep following the exact bearing of 305 degrees, we should be able to get straight to that island and rescue all the survivors of Oceanic 815!

Queenbee94
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 233

Georgina: Vanessa? Is that you? It's been ages since I last saw you...
Sage: No, no, I'm Nate's girlfriend-
Georgina: Oh look at that, the two of you got back together?
Sage: No, I... you know what, I don't have time for this, I've got to get back to taking down Serena!
Georgina: You do that! Good old Vanessa...

Queenbee94
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 233

Sage: I'm sorry, could you just hold that phone in your left hand so loosely that if, say, someone bumped into you "accidentally" would be able to take it from you without you noticing for the next hour? Thanks!!

Queenbee94

What about "How I Met Your Father" - Ted's wife tells their children how they met and we get to see all the crazy things she and her friends were up to!

Queenbee94
The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 136

Damon: I heard you dig the whole ripper image with Stefan, so I thought I'd give it a shot..

Queenbee94
The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 136

Elena: And what on earth are you dressed as?
Damon: Abraham Lincoln... VAMPIRE HUNTER! Duh!

Queenbee94
The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 136

Elena: You look like some kind of vampire version of Abraham Lincoln.
Damon: That would be an awesome movie.