Blair, honey... you didn't hesitate much when GOD told you to give it up with Chuck on season one. Guess all you need is love, right? Just kidding, it just took a diamond necklace!
Thank you, Safran... for telling us ABSOLUTELY NOTHING RELEVANT. We all know what going to happend on tonight's episode. It's been like this for quite a while. I guess some of us just watch the episodes because we have an untold desire to prove ourselves that we are seers and and predict the future.
CAROLINE: Guys... I'm right here. Why are you looking at Matt?
LILY: Welcome to this season's useless characters' yard sale. This year we have a lovely girl called Charlie to keep our Rufus company. Excelente state, natural cleavage and very sexy voice. And to answer the question on the man in the navy suit... No, it does not come with a storyline included. You need to buy that aside. Shall we begin?
LILY: Hi, everyone. My name is Lily and I haven't had a storyline in 98 days...EVERYONE: Hi Lily
Maybe in a twisted way, Klaus sees Caroline as a substitute for her recently re-stabbed sister. These "Barbievamps" DO look a bit alike, don't you think?
Of course something happens to Cece... I know it's sad, but she should die. I mean, if you wanna create drama, this is the best way to do it. And take away the focus on the post-teen drama.
BLAIR: Stop it, Humpfrey! I'M NOT CALLING YOU CHUCK!
ANNA: I can't believe Community's not coming back. JEREMY: I know, I'm sad too...ANNA: They said five seasons and a movie. I HEARD THEM!
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