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Rick: Sooo
Damon: Sooo?
Rick: We are both really drunk!
Damon: Yeah
Rick: Your dying
Damon: Pretty much
Rick: And our ladies, are pretty much screwed.
Damon: What's your point?
Rick: Well you are really atractive....

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Rick: Sooo..
Damon: Sooo?
Rick: You're dying
Damon: Yeah - looks like it
Rick: Well, that sucks!!
Damon: I wich i were!

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Arizona: I Cant believe how you acted when i told you i was pregnant Mark...
Mark: Yeah i know - I was like baby, baby - baby ohhhhhh Arizona: Yeah.. Well when i found out - I was like baby, baby, bay noooooo

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Claus: Elena is it?
Elena: Yes Claus, it's me..
Claus: So what do you want!
Elena: Wait for it
Claus: excuse me
Elena: just wait
Claus: For what?
Elena: Well i don't want to scare you, but in a minut or two you are going to feel the side effects of having met me.. You know - the loving me, the wanting to kill me, then loving me even more, and not wanting to share me with your brother...

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Claus: Elena is it?
Elena: Yes Claus, it's me..
Claus: So what do you want!
Elena: Wait for it
Claus: excuse me
Elena: just wait
Claus: For what?
Elena: Well i don't want to scare you, but in a minut or two you are going to feel the side effects of having met me.. You know - the loving me, the wanting to kill me, then loving me even more, and not wanting to share me with your brother...
Claus: That's not going to.. oh wait.. I, I - Love You

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Cheif:Is this what i think it is?
Christina: Yes - It's a April Kepner Sex tape
Cheif: Oh.....
Christina: I will never be able to sing "Like A Virgin agent" ..... damn you April Kepner!!

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Cheif:Is this what i think it is?
Christina: Yes - Is a April Kepner Sex tape
Cheif: Oh.....
Christina: I will never be able to sing Like A Virgin agent..... damn you April Kepner!!

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Elena: Damon please no, don't show me your gun, i dont want it... it's Stefan I love... .. - Ups Wrongs scene

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Elena: Sooo, bad tension huuhh..
Cop: (Blinks)
Elena:... What did the policeman say to his tummy.... -
Cop: (Blinks)
Elena: I've got you under a vest! - bardabing
Cop: You should really shut up
Elena: Yeah - i get that a lot...

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Jenna: Alaric lisent, i gotta say whats on my mind, something about us dosen't seem right these days, life keeps getting in the way... Alaric: But what about us, what about everything we've been through,and what about trust - you know i never wanted to crush you Jenna: We might find our place in this world some day, but at least for know i gotta go my own way...

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