Arizona: Why is Cristina dressed like shes at a funeral?
Callie: It was the only way to get her to come. By the way if she asks, her mom suddenly came back to life.
Cristina: Are those new ideas for the trial?
Meredith: No Im assigning Alex to the patients less likely to give him checks for $100,000. Its not personal, its race for cheif.
Cristina: Well you'll never be Alex's "person"
Meredith: I cant believe he left the bathroom door open
Cristina: So thats why everyone sleeps with Sloan
Alex: Way to go Mark
April: So I take it thats a good thing?
April: I thought you were bringing me something to practice on?
Stark: This is it
April: A stuffed animal?
Nurse: Obviously you werent here when they used real pigs
April: So when can we start on the elephant?
Lucy: Why are you smiling?
Alex: You're the only one who gets me. You've been to the psych ward, see dead people, and handled syphalis.
Lucy: Im a doctor..its called floor 7, a morgue, and a diagnosis.
Alex: Close enough
Chief: Ok Adele, lets see how much u remember
Adele: George joined the army, I keep asking for lime jello but wont eat it...
Chief: Those werent the notes I left Sloan
Mark: Not now Im busy
***This isnt my realistic entry. More just for fun if any die hard fans get it
Lexie: You look pregnant in that shirt. Funny, I thought my dad couldnt have any more kids
Meredith: Lexie, I got Mark on the line. He says THAT one isnt his.
Thatcher: Lexie, remember what the chief said? One more breakdown and you're gone.
Meredith on the phone: Hello Addison? Are you guys by any chance hiring?
Dr.Fields: Did you just say lesbian lover?
Callie: Yes, and babys daddy.
Dr.Fields: But if shes the lesbian lover, that would make you..
Callie: A lesbian
Dr.Fields: But you slept with this guy and got pregnant. Wouldnt that make you...you know what, I dont wanna know.
Meredith: Whats that look for?
Derek: I was just thinking how great these new beds are in the on-call room.
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