Arizona: Why is Cristina dressed like shes at a funeral? Callie: It was the only way to get her to come. By the way if she asks, her mom suddenly came back to life.
Cristina: Are those new ideas for the trial? Meredith: No Im assigning Alex to the patients less likely to give him checks for $100,000. Its not personal, its race for cheif. Cristina: Well you'll never be Alex's "person"
Meredith: I cant believe he left the bathroom door openCristina: So thats why everyone sleeps with SloanAlex: Way to go MarkApril: So I take it thats a good thing?
April: I thought you were bringing me something to practice on?Stark: This is itApril: A stuffed animal?Nurse: Obviously you werent here when they used real pigsApril: So when can we start on the elephant?
Lucy: Why are you smiling?Alex: You're the only one who gets me. You've been to the psych ward, see dead people, and handled syphalis.Lucy: Im a doctor..its called floor 7, a morgue, and a diagnosis.Alex: Close enough
Chief: Ok Adele, lets see how much u rememberAdele: George joined the army, I keep asking for lime jello but wont eat it...Chief: Those werent the notes I left SloanMark: Not now Im busy ***This isnt my realistic entry. More just for fun if any die hard fans get it
Lexie: You look pregnant in that shirt. Funny, I thought my dad couldnt have any more kids Meredith: Lexie, I got Mark on the line. He says THAT one isnt his.
Thatcher: Lexie, remember what the chief said? One more breakdown and you're gone. Meredith on the phone: Hello Addison? Are you guys by any chance hiring?
Dr.Fields: Did you just say lesbian lover?Callie: Yes, and babys daddy.Dr.Fields: But if shes the lesbian lover, that would make you..Callie: A lesbianDr.Fields: But you slept with this guy and got pregnant. Wouldnt that make you...you know what, I dont wanna know.
Meredith: Whats that look for?Derek: I was just thinking how great these new beds are in the on-call room.
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