Winston Bishop was a basketball star in college and then played overseas for awhile. He's now back in town, unsure what to do about his life.

Winston also has a surprising talent for playing bells.

Winston Bishop Quotes

Winston: Hey Schmidt, do you mind if I use the uh...manbulance?
Schmidt: The manbulance is resting. It's getting ready for the corporate retreat.
Winston: That's cool. I'm sure the mambulance couldn't handle all of Shelby's luggage anyway.
Schmidt: What the hell is wrong with you, Winston? It could fit the luggage of 9 Shelbys. It has the towing capacity of 1,000 Shelbys.

You were denied a cell phone because you have the credit score of a homeless ghost!

Winston

New Girl Quotes

Beans are nothing but soggy nuts!

Schmidt

Get rid of it, Jess. Pine has no place in this loft. It's the wood of poor people and outhouses.

Schmidt