Tom Haverford (Aziz Ansari) may be the worst employee working under Leslie Knope at the Parks and Recreation department of Pawnee, Indiana, but he's also the funniest.
Tom: I have no interest in art. Let me clarify: I have no interest in non-nude images.
There isn't a woman alive who doesn't love diamonds. Even the super left wing chicks who saw Blood Diamond and cried. When they get a diamond, they like, "yeah, bitch, get more of them blood diamonds. Make 'em extra bloody."Tom