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Tom Brooks (played by Ryan Malgarini) is Gary and Allison's teenage son on the CBS sitcom Gary Unmarried.

Tom Brooks Quotes

Gary: Hey son, when are you leaving for the big dance?
Tom: As soon as cowzilla rips the roof off and plucks me out

Fine, but we are officially even. After this, I don't want to hear how my big head ruined your body

Tom [to his mom]

Gary Unmarried Quotes

Louise: Thank you dad, you restored my faith in men
Allison: What'd he do? Wear pants to go get the mail?

Ms. St James: If we're going on a date you should call me erica
Gary: But can I call you ms St James on the date cause that's kinda hot?

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