Stanley Hudson is a sales representative for paper company Dunder Mifflin. Stanley is large, African-American, serious, hard-working, grumpy and disgruntled. He is generally laid back, but thinks he is not being paid enough and throughly dislikes Dunder Mifflin, boss Michael Scott and plenty of others. He is not afraid to voice this, either.

Stanley Hudson Quotes

Life is short. Drive fast. Leave a sexy corpse. That's one of my mottos.

Stanley

Dwight: Don't you want to earn Schrute bucks?
Stanley: No. In fact, I'll give you a billion Stanley nickels if you never talk to me again.
Dwight: What's the ratio of Stanley nickels to Schrute bucks?
Stanley: The same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns.

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The Office Quotes

Michael: Did I ever tell you about the day that Steve Martin died?
Pam: Steve Martin's not dead, Michael.
Michael: I know. But I always thought that the day that he died would be the worst day of my life. I was wrong. It's this.

Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me... No, don't sue me. That is the opposite of the point that I'm trying to make.

Michael
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