Stanley Hudson is a sales representative for paper company Dunder Mifflin. Stanley is large, African-American, serious, hard-working, grumpy and disgruntled. He is generally laid back, but thinks he is not being paid enough and throughly dislikes Dunder Mifflin, boss Michael Scott and plenty of others. He is not afraid to voice this, either.

Stanley Hudson Quotes

Life is short. Drive fast. Leave a sexy corpse. That's one of my mottos.

Stanley

Dwight: Don't you want to earn Schrute bucks?
Stanley: No. In fact, I'll give you a billion Stanley nickels if you never talk to me again.
Dwight: What's the ratio of Stanley nickels to Schrute bucks?
Stanley: The same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns.

The Office Quotes

Pam: I actually might not go. Feeling kind of tired.
Meredith: Do you wanna make appletinis and watch Sex and the City at my place?
Pam: Oh, I don't know. I haven't decided. Yet.

Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.

Michael
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