Stanley Hudson is a sales representative for paper company Dunder Mifflin. Stanley is large, African-American, serious, hard-working, grumpy and disgruntled. He is generally laid back, but thinks he is not being paid enough and throughly dislikes Dunder Mifflin, boss Michael Scott and plenty of others. He is not afraid to voice this, either.
Yes, I have a dream... I want to own a decommissioned lighthouse. And I want to live at the top. And nobody knows I live there. And there's a button I can press and launch that lighthouse into space.Stanley
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Life is short. Drive fast. Leave a sexy corpse. That's one of my mottos.Stanley
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I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.Andy
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Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me... No, don't sue me. That is the opposite of the point that I'm trying to make.Michael
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