Shoshanna is Jessa's cousin. The two live together, but are very different. Unlike the unpredictable Jessa, Shoshanna is very naive, and her biggest "baggage" is that she is still a virgin.

Shoshanna Shapiro Quotes

I'm like the least virginy virgin ever.

Shoshanna

I don't wanna touch it if we haven't kissed.

Shoshanna

Girls Quotes

I got it! I got the part in "White Men Can't Jump" the fucking musical spectacular, you feckless whores! Hannah, I will see you at home tomorrow roughly around noon when I'm done partying this out. Eat a dick!

Elijah

Okay, I need this to stop. Because A) it's fucking revolving, and B) every time you say "nipple," a fairy dies.

Hannah [to Marnie]