New Girl

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Schmidt has evolved from a douchebag on New Girl to a HILARIOUS douchebag on New Girl.

The character has unique interests, such as walking sticks, and has always had a crush on CeCe. He actually started dating her midway through season one, and he also has a strong affection for his car.

Schmidt Quotes

She's on a flip-phone. That means she's either poor, or a time traveler!

Schmidt

CeCe: Are you "White Fanging" me?
Schmidt: What?
CeCe: White Fang? The only book you have on your Kindle. The book you wouldn't stop talking about, and I said, "Would you please stop talking about White Fang" and then you said, "Someday, I'm gonna do that to somebody".

New Girl Quotes

It's a sexy place Jess, look at the CPR poster.

Coach

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick
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