Schmidt has evolved from a douchebag on New Girl to a HILARIOUS douchebag on New Girl.

The character has unique interests, such as walking sticks, and has always had a crush on CeCe. He actually started dating her midway through season one, and he also has a strong affection for his car.

Schmidt Quotes

Do you just walk around all day thinking about other people's feelings? How do you get anything done?

Schmidt

A lot of people never graduated high school! Einstein! Bill Gates! Anne Frank! I'm gonna take back that last one.

Schmidt

New Girl Quotes

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick

Schmidt: You like me? You like my personality?
CeCe: I was surprised, too.