Samantha Newly used to be a bitch. And maybe she still is.

But the self-absorbed individual woke up from a coma to begin Samantha Who? and doesn't remember her past. As a result, this character is focused on becoming a better person.

The star quit her job, but signs of "Bad Sam" still pop up from time to time. Fortunately for viewers, it's pretty hilarious when they do.

Samantha Newly Quotes

Sam: Couple of good things about being in a coma: no fattening food, lots of rest, they sponge you down every day. It's like a spa. Bad things: my nose itches, I have something called the "Pina Colada Song" stuck in my head, and, oh yeah, sometimes I can hear what people in my room are saying.

Sam: Good things about amnesia: all new clothes, no re-runs. Bad: every minute is like that dream where you haven't been to class all year, and the test is now.