Ryan Howard (played by one of the head writers of The Office, B.J. Novak) started off as the temp of Dunder Mifflin paper company in Scranton, Pa. Soon enough, though, he got an MBA and ended up as the corporate manager of his former office mates.

Ryan Howard Quotes

Robert you got your sheep, and you got your black sheep, and I'm not even a sheep. I'm on the freakin' moon.

Ryan

Dwight: What is Michael Scott's greatest fear?
Ryan: Loneliness... maybe women.
Dwight: Wrong. Michael Scott isn't afraid of anything. [pause] Also, I would have accepted "snakes."

The Office Quotes

Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.

Michael

When I was in college I used to get wicked hammered. My nickname was Puke. I would chug a fifth of SoCo, sneak into a frat party, polish off a few people's empties, some brewskies, some Jell-O shots, do some body shots off myself, pass out, wake up the next morning, puke, rally, more SoCo, head to class. Probably would have gotten expelled if I had let it affect my grades, but I aced all my courses. They called me Ace. It was totally awesome. Got straight Bs. They called me Buzz.

Andy