Ryan Howard (played by one of the head writers of The Office, B.J. Novak) started off as the temp of Dunder Mifflin paper company in Scranton, Pa. Soon enough, though, he got an MBA and ended up as the corporate manager of his former office mates.

Ryan Howard Quotes

Robert you got your sheep, and you got your black sheep, and I'm not even a sheep. I'm on the freakin' moon.


Michael: This is our warehouse. Or, as I like to call it, the whorehouse. But don't you call it that, I've earned the right.
Ryan: Fine, don't worry about that.

The Office Quotes

I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.


Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me... No, don't sue me. That is the opposite of the point that I'm trying to make.