Ty Burrel stars as the dorky dad, Phil, who tries harder than anyone to be cool on ABC's Modern Family.  Phil has been married to the beautiful Claire for 16 years and has three kids with her.  He's still trying to stay hip... by memorizing all the dances to High School Musical.

Phil Dunphy Quotes

Phil: I'm in town for a trade show. I design high-end electro-acoustic transducers.
Claire: Wow, that is very specific.

Phil: Happy Valentine's Day by the way.
Claire: Ew no, I'm gross and sweaty from running.

Modern Family Quotes

By the way, do not look up peeing games on the internet.

Jay

It's a body spray called Sex Grenade. One of the divorced dad's in the hotel recommended it.

Luke