Modern Family

Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABC
Modern family

Ty Burrel stars as the dorky dad, Phil, who tries harder than anyone to be cool on ABC's Modern Family.  Phil has been married to the beautiful Claire for 16 years and has three kids with her.  He's still trying to stay hip... by memorizing all the dances to High School Musical.

Phil Dunphy Quotes

Haley: Dad, that was a stop sign.
Phil: I'll stop twice on the way back.

Good to see you Betty Luke.

Phil [to Luke]

Modern Family Quotes

It's a body spray called Sex Grenade. One of the divorced dad's in the hotel recommended it.

Luke

Just coffee for me today. Black. Like I feel on the inside.

Manny
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