Ty Burrel stars as the dorky dad, Phil, who tries harder than anyone to be cool on ABC's Modern Family. Phil has been married to the beautiful Claire for 16 years and has three kids with her. He's still trying to stay hip... by memorizing all the dances to High School Musical.
Phil: It's time, somebody warm some towels!
Claire: Every time I crack an egg, really?
Phil: My wife is always so tired and she's always making lists of things for me to do.
Claire: Maybe if you did them she wouldn't be so tired.
Phil: Oh no, she could make lists for days.