Ty Burrel stars as the dorky dad, Phil, who tries harder than anyone to be cool on ABC's Modern Family.  Phil has been married to the beautiful Claire for 16 years and has three kids with her.  He's still trying to stay hip... by memorizing all the dances to High School Musical.

Phil Dunphy Quotes

That was hardly porn. It was a topless woman on a tractor. You know what they call that in Europe? A cereal commercial.

Phil

"My wife won't let me go to Vegas." Trust me that is not a phone call you want to make to a group of ex-college male cheerleaders. They will mock you with a hurtful rhythmic taunt.

Phil