Penny is the glue that holds these friends together. She works for a public relations firm. Penny and Max have been best friends since college.

Penny Hartz Quotes

Dave: Whore's bath?
Penny: Ah yeah David, I did take a whore's bath okay? I had a one night stand and didn't have time to shower so did I rub some dryer sheets on my pits and throw some water on my hush at Au Bon Pain? Yes I did.

My body is a temple and your bodies are stadium urine troughs.

Penny
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Happy Endings Quotes

You guys realize that we are just prawns in his game. Little shrimp swimming around and waiting to be eaten by a big shark named Max.

Alex

You're sweating on my bruschetta.

Jane [to Brad]