Nick Miller went to law school, but he gave up on that career awhile ago. He's now a bartender and sort of a sad sack. In a hilarious way.

He seems to have feelings for Jess. We can't blame him.

Nick Miller Quotes

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick

Jess: You've always wanted a thing, so maybe this is your thing. The guy with no phone.
Nick: But who is that guy!?

New Girl Quotes

I was sabotaged by my baby box, which means I will never trust anything that comes out of it.

Jess

If you were a hat, you'd be a top hat. But like a really big Monopoly one. And I say that with deepest compliments.

Nick