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New-girl

Nick Miller went to law school, but he gave up on that career awhile ago. He's now a bartender and sort of a sad sack. In a hilarious way.

He seems to have feelings for Jess. We can't blame him.

Nick Miller Quotes

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick

Nick: I'm gonna have to turn off the tap!
Jess: What tap?
Nick: The sex tap!
Jess: But I need my vitamin D!

New Girl Quotes

I'm gonna bake a cake so moist, girls are gonna be like, 'Ewww, why did you say moist? I hate that word?' and I'm gonna be like, 'Taste the cake!' And they're gonna be like, 'Damn, it's moist!'"

Coach

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick
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