Nick Miller went to law school, but he gave up on that career awhile ago. He's now a bartender and sort of a sad sack. In a hilarious way.

He seems to have feelings for Jess. We can't blame him.

Nick Miller Quotes

Nick: I don't get it. Is this bath water?
Schmidt: Might as well be; it's rosé.

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick

New Girl Quotes

Schmidt: CeCe, are you pregnant?
CeCe: I don't know. We have to wait for the test results, but I'm late.
Schmidt: We made a caramel miracle!

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick