Nelson Muntz is the bully on The Simpsons and is voiced by Nancy Cartwright.  Nelson is probably best known for his class "Hah Hah" laugh he does at everyone.

Though Nelson is typically foun bullying Bart and other students, we've also seen his softer side as Lisa's boyfriend and even as Bart's friend.

Nelson Muntz Quotes

Goon #2: Nelson, you're bleeding.
Nelson: Nah, happens all the time. Somebody else's blood splatters on me. (Sniffs) Hey, wait a minute. You're right. (to Bart) You made me bleed my own blood!

Nelson [about the school's ancient computer]: My stroked out grandfather has more memory tha that thing
Milhouse: How's he doing?
Nelson: Better, thanks

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Mr. Burns: Oh, and one more thing: you must find the jade monkey before the next full moon.
Smithers Actually sir, we found the jade monkey. It was in your glove compartment.
Mr. Burns: And the road maps, and ice scraper?
Smithers: They were in there too, sir.
Mr. Burns: Excellent! It's all falling into place...