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Ned Flanders is Homer's neighbor and worst friend on The Simpsons.  Ned is a devout Christian and more or less a perfect human being.  Ned lost his wife to a freak NASCAR-related injury and is forced to raise his sons, Rod and Tod alone.  Ned has proven to be quite the eligible bachelor as a successful business owner (of the Leftorium) and in suprisingly good shape.

Ned Flanders Quotes

Maude: Todd, would you like some mixed vegetables?
Todd: Hell no.
(Everyone gasps)
Maude: What did you say?
Todd: I said I don't want any damn vegetables.
Ned: Alright, that is it young man. No bible stories for you tonight.
(Todd runs to his room crying)
Maude: Weren't you a little hard on him?
Ned: Well, you knew I had a temper when you married me.

I'm not thinking straight, why did I have that wine cooler last month?

Ned