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Mike-and-molly

Officer Mike Biggs is a good-hearted cop who sincerely wants to lose weight.  He finds love at an Overeaters Anonymous meeting.

Mike Biggs Quotes

Mike: I'm the kind of guy that likes to think things through.
Carl: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.

When you go on vacation it's kind of a vacation for all of us.

Mike [to Peggy]

Mike & Molly Quotes

Molly: We've got the house all to ourselves. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Mike: Order pizza and make prank phone calls?
Molly: Yeah, baby!

I always go to Lethal Weapon. I'm Danny Glover and you're Mel Gibson with a thyroid problem.

Carl [to Mike]
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