Michael Scott (Steve Carell) is the Regional Manager of the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin, a provider of limitless paper in an increasingly paperless world.

How Michael got to where he is in the company, we have no idea, because he may be the most inept boss of all time. But he's generally a nice guy and is always good for a laugh ... at one of his own jokes.

Michael Scott Quotes

Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me... No, don't sue me. That is the opposite of the point that I'm trying to make.

Michael

Bros before hoes. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They got your back after your ho rips your heart out for no good reason. And you were nothing but great to your ho, and you told her that she was the only ho for you. And that she was better than all the other hoes in the world. And then suddenly... she's not yo' ho no mo'.

Michael