Max is always trying to figure it out, taking life day by day.  Max shares his downtown loft with Dave.

Max Blum Quotes

Max: Pen I think you know me, we've made love.
Penny: Ugh.
Max: I think you ugh-mazing!

Ooo floor bacon!

Max
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Happy Endings Quotes

You guys realize that we are just prawns in his game. Little shrimp swimming around and waiting to be eaten by a big shark named Max.

Alex

You're sweating on my bruschetta.

Jane [to Brad]