Mark Brendanawicz (Paul Schneider) is the city planner on Parks and Recreation.  The main reason we love Mark?  He's lucky enough to date Ann now.

Mark Brendanawicz Quotes

Mark: Honestly, Leslie, it's going to be a long uphill battle. You are going to be super-annoyed with all the people who want you to fail. There is a sea of red tape, endless road blocks. So, yeah, I don't know. I don't know.
Leslie: Screw it. I'm gonna try to do it anyway.

[to Leslie] I'm going to say something and I don't want you to take it the wrong way ... but you are being a huge dork.

Mark

Parks & Rec Quotes

History began July 4th, 1776. Anything before that was a mistake.

Ron

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish, and you feed yourself. He's a grown man. Fishing's not that hard.

Ron