Lois Griffin is Peter's wife on Family Guy and is voiced by Alex Borstein.

Lois was born to the wealthy Pewterschmidt family in Newport, Rhode Island.  Lois ended up marrying Peter, who was from a lower-income family, when she met him as a towel boy in her country club.  Yeah, none of us can figure out why she married him either.

Lois is a wonderful mother to Chris, Meg and Stewie, although Stewie is constantly trying to kill her and all.

Lois Griffin Quotes

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)

Peter, are you just trying to take a knee until the end of the show? Peter that's not gonna work, you can't just --

Lois

Family Guy Quotes

[when he has an orgasm with Carolyn] Wait. Wait! Wait!! OHHHH!!! And boom goes the dynamite.

Cleveland

Mr. Washee-Washee: I no have your shirt.
Peter: You yes have my shirt!
Peter: Fine, I go. But this no over! I take picture of Ang Lee
Mr . Washee-Washee: Good! He do too many white people movie anyway!
You no come back ever! I don't like you American. And all you American look alike!