Lily Aldrin (Alyson Hannigan) is a kindergarten teacher and an aspiring artist.  Lily was originall engaged to Marshall before they broke it off for her to try and be an artist in California.  However, she returned to him after her fellowship ended and the two quickly married by the end of season two.

Lily Aldrin Quotes

Where's the poop Robin?

Lily

He's going to masturbate!

Lily

HIMYM Quotes

Think of me like Yoda but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro - I'm Broda!

Barney

You are the love of my life. Everything I have and everything I am is yours. Forever.

Barney