Self-centered, impatient, and difficult, Larry David creates awkwardness and discomfort in various social situations.

His problems are often caused by his own neuroses and an obstinate faith in his own (mis)understanding of etiquette.

At the same time, he usually has good intentions and often finds himself a victim of circumstance and of sensitive, easily-offended people he encounters.

Larry David Quotes

Larry [on Jerry Seinfeld]: He's a eunuch. Yes, his testicles were cut of when he was about 13 because he was in the Beth Shalom choir. And that's what he wanted to be, he was a choirboy.
Phyliss: Julia, is that true? Does he really have no testicles?
Julia: You know, I've got to tell you, I don't have any fuckin' idea

Larry: Who do you think has more freedom: the married man in America or the single man in Communist China?

Curb Your Enthusiasm Quotes

Larry: Who do you think has more freedom: the married man in America or the single man in Communist China?

Cheryl: Well, I think you should write a letter of apology to him.
Larry: "Dear prick, why are you such a prick?"