Jerry Seinfeld plays a fictionalized version of himself in his hit sitcom, Seinfeld. Much like his real life counterpart, the Jerry on the show is a stand-up comedian. Jerry lives in an apartment in New York City and most plot lines revolve around his crazy dating life as he plays the straight man to George and Kramer's wild adventures.
Jerry: It's like my brain is facing my penis in a chess game. And I'm letting him win.
George: You're not letting him win. He wins till you're forty.
Jerry: Then what?
George: He still wins but it's not a blowout.
Elaine: I never knew you were so into breasts. I thought you were a leg man.
Jerry: A leg man? Why would I be a leg man? I don't need legs. I have legs.