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Simon Helberg stars as Howard Wolowitz, the only one of the nerds that is not a doctor.  He is an engineer at Caltech and is friends with Leonard and Sheldon and frequently is over at their apartment.  Wolowitz mostly goes by his last name and still lives with his mother.

Most jokes with Wolowitz revolve around his failed attempts at womanizing, though he was given a girlfriend, Bernadette, in season three.

Howard Wolowitz Quotes

Quick question. I missed it in the briefing. How much urine do these suits hold?

Howard

Howard: No ... about my job. I want you to tell me I'm good at what I do.
Sheldon: You're obviously good at what you do.
Howard: Well, then why are you always ripping on me?
Sheldon: Oh, I understand the confusion. I have never said that you are not good at what you do, it's just that what you do is not worth doing.