Hannah is a quirky girl in her early twenties. Her dream is to become a writer, however her parents recently just cut her off. She is now trying to find a job in New York City, as well as love.

Hannah Horvath Quotes

It's probably like his asshole wearing a friendship bracelet.

Hannah

I probably should've guessed it because he only ejaculated about 30 percent of the time.

Hannah

Girls Quotes

I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time, thinks I'm the best person in the world, and wants to have sex with only me.

Hannah

Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.

Hannah