Hannah is a quirky girl in her early twenties. Her dream is to become a writer, however her parents recently just cut her off. She is now trying to find a job in New York City, as well as love.

Hannah Horvath Quotes

It's probably like his asshole wearing a friendship bracelet.

Hannah

I probably should've guessed it because he only ejaculated about 30 percent of the time.

Hannah

Girls Quotes

I read Shailene Woodley likes to go to a private area, open her vagina, let the sun in, and that's how she gets her glow. So when she goes to, like, the Insurgent premiere, that's not makeup, that's sun in her pussy.

Hannah

Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.

Hannah