Hannah is a quirky girl in her early twenties. Her dream is to become a writer, however her parents recently just cut her off. She is now trying to find a job in New York City, as well as love.

Hannah Horvath Quotes

It's probably like his asshole wearing a friendship bracelet.

Hannah

I probably should've guessed it because he only ejaculated about 30 percent of the time.

Hannah

Girls Quotes

He looks like someone in the Pacific Northwest knit a man.

Hannah [about Desi]

You are so bad at knowing when people are high. Do you remember that time I drank sizzurp and you thought I had senioritis?

Hannah [to Marnie]