Sofia Vergara stars as a beautiful, young Colombian named Gloria that marries that much older Jay on ABC's Modern Family.  With Gloria comes her 11-year-old son Manny from her previous marriage.

Gloria Delgado-Pritchett Quotes

Gloria: I'm taking a shower, would you like to join me?
Jay: Honey, you know there's a gun in the footlocker in the garage, if I ever say no, I want you to use it on me

Gloria [punches guy]: Nobody calls him grandpa!
Luke: I do.

Modern Family Quotes

Cam [giving Lily dating advice]: Definitely compliment his outfit, laugh at his jokes...
Lily: What if they aren't funny?
Cam: Oh honey, the cute ones rarely are. God doesn't give with both hands.

By the way, do not look up peeing games on the internet.

Jay