Evan Lawson is Hank's younger brother, an accountant who very much enjoys a good time. He can talk his way into, or out of, almost anything.

Evan's motto in life is: "Fake it until you make it." This is ladies man that has one problem: he doesn't really get the ladies, at least not without pretending to be somebody else.

Evan Lawson Quotes

April: For the first time in my life, I may actually be in love with a guy and you want me to just relay that info to him through his half-nude, number-crunching, little brother? It's just a bit awkward, don't you think?
Evan: I think... Yeah, that would be a hundred percent socially unacceptable.

Note to self, become a doctor.


Royal Pains Quotes

(after Hank convinced Marshall Bryant to get clean from alcohol and drugs)
Marshall: Well, Hank deserves credit for leading me to water.
Hank: Hey, I can lead the horse, but I can't make him drink... or not drink. You know what I'm saying.

Divya: Hank, this is Kylie.
Kylie: I'm the disgruntled mistress.
Hank: Hello. Nice to meet you.
Kylie: It's 'cause I didn't go to college and I hate retail.