Ellie Torres is Jules' neighbor and she loves to talk about sex. She also loves to gossip in general. Ellie is played by Christa Miller and is married to Andy.

Ellie Torres Quotes

Ellie: Great, the girl with three toe rings finds it funny
Laurie: Hey one of them is a tattoo

Ellie: It's your turn, best war story from your twenties.
Jules: Once when I was 22, I had a baby and I stayed home by myself raising him for the rest of my twenties. The end
Andy: Boo!

Cougar Town Quotes

Jules: You see that young gentleman there, I'd love to lick his body
Woman: That's my son
Jules: Ooh, he looks smart

Jules: When a 40-something guy gets divorced, it's always: "Way to go, Tiger!"
Grayson: We don't call each other Tiger. It's always Champ, or Samurai.