It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Thursdays 10:00 PM on FX
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Dennis Reynolds is one of the owners of Paddy's in Always Sunny in Phildelphia.  Dennis owns the bar along with his childhood friends Mac and Charlie.  Dennis comes from a very privileged upbring thanks to his rich father Frank.  He definitely peaked in high school where he was considered popular.  Despite graduating from the University of Pennsylvania, he seems content to run Paddy's his whole life.

Dennis Reynolds Quotes

Dennis: We also have the bird with teeth.
Charlie: Wow, okay. And I'm assuming the teeth are fake, yes?
Dennis: Yes. Well they're not really human teeth if that's what you're asking
Charlie: No, I mean did you discover a bird with teeth in this fashion?
Dennis: That does not exist in nature.
Charlie: Okay, I'm not sure, but either way, good glue work.

Dennis: It's because of those bison fingers.
Dee: I do not have bison fingers!
Frank: Yeah you do. Your mother had to have a c-section because of those hands.

It's Always Sunny Quotes

Naked pics online? That's disgusting. On a website? There's so many of them though. Where? Which one?

Mac

Goddamnit I don't know how to express myself unless through anger and personal attack!

Mac