Cyril Figgis is the comptroller of ISIS and the complete opposite of Sterling Archer. That's why Lana briefly dated the nerd until she found out he's a sex addict that constantly cheated on her. Plus he has a huge wang.
Cheryl: What the stupid shit are you doing??
Cyril: You said you wanted watermelon.
Cheryl: Watermelon's red?
Cyril: Yes. How do you not know that?
Cheryl: Who am I? Charles Frederick Andress?
Archer: Oh my God! You killed a hooker!
Cyril: Call girl! She was a-
Archer: No Cyril, when they're dead they're just hookers!