Archer

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Cyril Figgis is the comptroller of ISIS and the complete opposite of Sterling Archer.  That's why Lana briefly dated the nerd until she found out he's a sex addict that constantly cheated on her.  Plus he has a huge wang.

Cyril Figgis Quotes

Cyril: Archer, do something!
Archer: Who am I, Alan Turing? He was also in X-Men, remember?

Archer: Oh my God! You killed a hooker!
Cyril: Call girl! She was a-
Archer: No Cyril, when they're dead they're just hookers!

Archer Quotes

Bloody mary, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now in the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen.

Archer

Hawley: Awww screw me!
Archer: ...said Ripley to the android Bishop.

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