Creed is (allegedly) a quality assurance officer of Dunder Mifflin Scranton, and is a hilarious, fictionalized version of the actor who plays him, Creed Bratton.

Creed is shadowy, old, bad at his job, beyond shady, and only delivers 1-2 lines per episode, but they are often some of the funniest. We love Creed.

Creed Bratton Quotes

Creed: [playing chess] No. IF you do that, I'm gonna do that. IF you do that, I'm gonna do that. IF you do this, I'm gonna do that.
Jim: Well, what if I just do this?
Creed: You don't want to do that.

Creed: I still have my medal from that.
Angela: Do you even have a mattress?
Creed: No, but I still have my medal from that.

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The Office Quotes

Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.

Michael

Jan: All right, well are you gonna take care of this?
Michael: Yeppers.
Jan: What did I tell you about "yeppers?"
Michael: I don't... remember.
Jan: I told you not to say it. Do you remember that?
Michael: Yeesh...