Julie Bowen stars as Claire, the beautiful wife and loving mother of three on ABC's Modern Family.  Claire had a bit of a wildstreak growing up and now she's trying as hard as she can to prevent her daughter Haley from doing the same.  Meanwhile, she still has to deal with her ridiculous husband trying to be the kids' friend rather than parents.  Tough break.

Claire Dunphy Quotes

Claire: My mom started drinking these cocktails called "horny Colombians" with some of Gloria's uncles, whom apparently the drink was named after
Phil: Oh come, they were funny
Claire: They kept grabbing my butt
Phil: Somebody is full of herself. It's a Colombian wedding tradition.. they said

Your rebel boyfriend is a Dapper Dan!

Claire [to Haley]

Modern Family Quotes

By the way, do not look up peeing games on the internet.

Jay

You're the last person who should give me anything. You got me here. You got me to graduation, to Cal tech. You did it. You're done.

Alex