Rob Lowe joined the cast of Parks and Recreation at the end of season two as Chris, a state auditor sent in to help cut the Pawnee city government budget.  Chris is extremely upbeat and makes Ben deliver all bad news.  Chris also is a bit of a fitness freak and kind of in love with Ann.

Chris Traeger Quotes

If I keep my body moving, and my mind occupied at all times, I
will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.

Chris

I have a resting heart rate of 23 beats per minute. The scientists who study me say my heart can pump jet fuel up into an airplane.

Chris

Parks & Rec Quotes

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!

April

Oh, uh, also, Mark. Again, we don't have those extra small condoms you ordered. I called the factory, i''s going to take a special order. Not just because of the size, but because of the weird shape as well. Something they've never dealt with before.

Andy