Officer Carl McMillan, Mike's partner is a thin, fast-talking wise-guy who, despite his teasing, encourages Mike on his road to slimness and romance
Mike: I'm the kind of guy that likes to think things through.
Carl: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.
Carl: Now if you want to get into your bride's head a little bit, just change "boobs" to "holy matrimony".
Mike: Wow, I had no idea it consumed their every though and dictated their every action.