Eric Stonestreet stars as the hilarious larger-than-life Cameron on ABC's Modern Family.  Cameron is Mitchell's partner and with him has adopted a baby from Vietnam that they name Lily.

Cameron Tucker Quotes

Cam: I knew when I was 5.
Mitchell: Everyone knew when you were 5.

If she were I would never have been that smooth. It's ironic, like "The Gift of the Vagi."

Cameron

Modern Family Quotes

By the way, do not look up peeing games on the internet.

Jay

Gloria: I'm taking a shower, would you like to join me?
Jay: Honey, you know there's a gun in the footlocker in the garage, if I ever say no, I want you to use it on me