Eric Stonestreet stars as the hilarious larger-than-life Cameron on ABC's Modern Family.  Cameron is Mitchell's partner and with him has adopted a baby from Vietnam that they name Lily.

Cameron Tucker Quotes

Mitchell: Tonight is the maginificent Lyrid meteor shower.
Cameron: It's where the planet geek passes through the nerdy way.

Do you think it would be offensive to ask my daughter to walk on my back?

Cam

Modern Family Quotes

But I'm nice and I put on the sugar jacket!

Gloria

Gloria: I'm taking a shower, would you like to join me?
Jay: Honey, you know there's a gun in the footlocker in the garage, if I ever say no, I want you to use it on me