Family Guy

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Brian is the family's dog on FOX's hit cartoon, Family Guy.  Brian talks, walks on two feet, enjoys martinis, and dates human women, but is, well, still a dog and not just by appearance.  Try throwing a stick and you'll quickly discover he maintains many of his animal instincts.

Brian Griffin Quotes

Peter: Jesus, we're going to help you lose your virginity!
Quagmire: Oh god! I love sex!

Brian: So that means you're Italian.
Stewie: Of course! My love for spaghetti-o's and smoking on the toilet! It all makes sense!
Brian: Ew.

Family Guy Quotes

North Dakota, we're not even the best Dakota!

Peter

Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife has been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?

Wilford Brimley