BertaPlayed by: Conchata Ferrell
Conchata Ferrell stars as Berta on Two and a Half Men. Berta is Charlie's sarcastic, unattractive maid that is definitely treated like one of the family by Charlie and Alan.
Despite her appearance, somehow Berta has several beautiful daughters, including one played by guest star Megan Fox.
Berta: Well, we knew this was coming. First time, I saw her, I told her to blink twice, if she was being held hostage.