Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, or just Apu as like to call him, may have a Ph.D in computer science from back in India, but here in Springfield, he just runs the local Kwik-E-Mart.  Apu is voiced by Hank Azaria and is always loaded to the teeth and defending his store.  He's a vegan and was one of Springfield's most eligible bachelors until he married his wife and had octuplets.

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Quotes

Marge: I can't kill her, she's Lisa's god mother
Apu: You can apologize in hell
Marge: I guess I could!

Lisa: Apu, how did you survie?
Apu: Well, as a vegetarian, I did not consume any tainted meat and as a convenience store owner, I am armed to the teeth

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